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[Mad Max]

 oioi, how corny do you want to be mate?? lol

[Sparky]

Work on these;

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

Cool Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up

[Mad Max]

Now that is some funny shit, but not sure how good they'll work MP, but certainly worth a shot!!!

Voodz, we will meet and discuss issues over a pint in a pub near Golden Grove, this will hopefully give you some dutch courage mate, cos it sounds like you need some lol

Or, I can ask Kat to come along and she can be like  your sister or something and ask her out for you! lol  So many scenarios...lol

[oztrav]

yep or if you have seen the forty year old virgin where he goes to the bookstore and keeps asking questions

a few weeks later she is in the tub with a detachable shower head so on aND SO FORTH

HAPPILY EVER AFTER

[oioi]

yep or if you have seen the forty year old virgin where he goes to the bookstore and keeps asking questions

a few weeks later she is in the tub with a detachable shower head so on aND SO FORTH

HAPPILY EVER AFTER

And don't forget: "You can do my butt.", "But what?"

[oioi]

oioi, how corny do you want to be mate?? lol

Corny? No way, picking up girls isn't rocket science. Just a bit of confidence etc. If she likes you, she'll go out with him. If she thinks he's a dork, she'll tell him to buzz off.

[oztrav]

absolutely classic he should of banged her and then the other chick 2 in one night how could you go wrong?

who would blame him?

[Mad Max]

Well the way I see it, if she likes you and still says no, she was not worth it in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Umpiregirl]

Awww Voodz, I am sure you will be ok babe...The girls at Golden Grove are very nice indeed, so you certainly have made a good choice!

[Young and Strong]

Go for it man!!!

I sometimes wish i had more guts too 

[Voodz]

hehe thanks for the encouragement guys! 

Given the situation is allowing, ill ask her tommorow arvo, shes been working at the supermarket opposite my work for like a year now. So ive had plenty of time to make this build up in my head lol, making it way harder than it should be   Shes heaps cute, and I need a GF to chill me out so *fingers crossed* lol

JJ <----- Very nervous and sheepish guy 

[grumpyoldman]

hehe thanks for the encouragement guys! 

Given the situation is allowing, ill ask her tommorow arvo, shes been working at the supermarket opposite my work for like a year now. So ive had plenty of time to make this build up in my head lol, making it way harder than it should be   Shes heaps cute, and I need a GF to chill me out so *fingers crossed* lol

JJ <----- Very nervous and sheepish guy 

GL mate!

















Sure hope she's not a lesbian........lol

[oioi]

Forget that you ever seen her, she's just one more random person that you want to screw. Now fetch her boy!

[HelenJames]

The similar subject was already observed somewhere at this thread

[benk]

welldone sparky ,havent laughd that much in a while..cheers. goodluck voods im sure it'l go well.